You really shouldn’t want to be here. Anyone out there wanna bring me a sandwich?

I’m an emerging writer with a Bachelor’s in English & a Minor in Writing & Rhetoric. The truth is only what you get away with, so I hope you’ll be inspired.

It doesn’t matter what your dream is, so long as you have one. I like too many things. Concerts, Travel, Pro Wrestling, Video Games, Hunting, and on and on.

I am a librarian. I watch movies. I play games. I tell jokes. I am beset by cosmic horrors. WhileRomeBurns.net

Hi. I make movies and lift weights. I write about the latter here.